Performed by Tina and Mike
Lyrics
Mike:
See, I really couldn’t sing I could never really sing hat I couldn’t do was..
Tina:
Sing!
Mike:
I have trouble with a…
Tina:
Note!
Mike:
It goes all around my…
Tina:
Throat!
Mike:
It’s a terrifying…
Tina:
Thing!
Mike:
See, I really couldn’t hear Which note was lower or was…
Tina:
Higher!
Mike:
Which is why I disappear If someone says, “Let’s start a…
Tina:
Choir!”
Mike:
Hey, when I begin to…
Tina:
Squeak!
Mike:
It’s a cross between a…
Tina:
Shriek!
Mike:
And a quiver or a…
Tina:
Moan!
Mike:
It’s a little like a…
Tina:
Croak!
Mike:
Or the record player…
Tina:
Broke!
Mike:
What it doesn’t have is…
Tina:
Tone!
Mike:
Oh, I know you’re thinking what a crazy…
Tina:
Ding-a-ling
Mike:
But I really couldn’t…
Tina:
Sing!
Mike: I could never really…
Tina: Sing!
Mike: What I couldn’t do was…
Tina: Sing! Three blind mice
Mike: Three blind mice! It isn’t intentional
Tina: He’s doing his best! Jingle bells, jingle bells
Mike: Jingle bells, jingle bells! It really blows my mind
Tina: He gets depressed
Mike: But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in…
Tina: Power
Mike: And all my friends say I am perfect for the shower! Still, I’m terrific at a…
Tina: Dance!
Mike: Girls are messing up my…
Tina: Pants!
Mike: I’m a birdie on the…
Tina: Wing!
Mike: But when I begin to…
Tina: Chirp!
Mike: They say,”Who’s the little…
Tina: Twerp!
Mike: Goin’ ‘pong’ instead of…
Tina: ‘Ping’!”
Mike: And when Christmas comes And all my friends go…
CHORUS Caroling…
Mike: It is so dishearten-
Tina: ning!
Mike: It is so disquiet-
Tina: ting!
Mike: It is so discourag-
Tina: ging!
Mike: Darling, please stop answer-
Tina: ring!
Mike: See, I really couldn’t
Tina: sing!
Mike: I could never really
Tina: sing!
Mike: What I couldn’t do was
CHORUS: Do re mi fa sol la ti do Do re mi fa sol la ti do La
Mike: La!
CHORUS La
Mike: La!
CHORUS: Sing, sing, sing Sing, sing, sing…
Mike: SING!
CHORUS: SING!